Monthly Archives: December 2016

28Dec/16

School Group Photo Planning!!

😀😀👌👏School Group Photo Planning!!…….

😸Headmaster to Photographer “Rs 20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only Rs 10/- its sufficient!!

😉 Headmaster To Teachers ” Please tell all Kids to Get Rs 30/ each – for their Photo tomorrow

😋 Teacher In Class to Kids ” Listen all must Get Rs 50/- from home tomoro for the photoshoot!!
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Kids Discuss : 😠 These teachers are taking us for a ride, each photo is only Rs 20, with the balance money they will in their Room order snacks & samosas & all have a Party and we get a diddly!! There is No Honesty Nowadays!!

At home-
😜The Naughty Kid : Mom, The Teachers have asked Us to Get Rs 100 each for the Group Class Photo!! .. . .

👵Mom : Rs 100??!! 😧
Total Loot that is !! Then will all enjoy with Our Money! Just Wait Now I’ll have To get it from Dad

Mom To Dad : 👦 Are You Listening, these school People have Gone Mad, they want Rs 200/- for the Group Photo from each Kid! Ridicoulous!! 👻😂😆😆

👉NOW where Will this Corruption End??

*AND What Can Poor Modi Do?? * 😂😂😂😂😂

28Dec/16

Second wife

👨🏻husband called wife on phone📲 and said
👉🏼 today no need to cook i will bring dinner from Second Wife ..🍪☕
Husband came home and knocked at the door.
Wife opened the door and that’s only thing husband remembered
.👋🏽👊🏼🙇🏻💫🌟

Husband in ICU now…🚑

Second wife Photo..👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

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28Dec/16

TEAM SPIRIT

TEAM SPIRIT

A business man gets stranded in a lonely highway in the US. The tyres of his car get stuck badly in a mud pool. He looks around for help and finally finds an old farmer. This businessman goes to him asking for help to get his car out of the mud. Farmer gauges the situation, and agrees to help him and says, let us take the help of warwick. Warwick was an old bull around, but the helpless business man agrees.

The farmer ties the bull to the car and start shouting loudly,’ FRED, PULL!.. JACK, PULL!.. JOHN, PULL… WARWICK, PULL’. As the farmer keeps shouting these words, the bull Warwick gets the car out of the pool of mud. Businessman is relieved but has a doubt in his mind. He thanks the farmer and asks him,’ you said the bull’s name was Warwick, and he was alone, then who were these Fred, Jack & John?’ Farmer coolly answered, “See, Warwick is old and is also blind. He does not know he is pulling this car alone. The moment he hears the other names, he thinks he is in a team, and he gives his best”.
Moral:The word TEAM is said to stand for “Together Everyone Achieves More”.

28Dec/16

FUNNY INTERVIEW

FUNNY INTERVIEW

Interviewer What Is Your Name?
Candidate M.P. Sir.
Interviewer Tell Me Properly
Candidate M. Praveen Sir.
Interviewer Your Father’s Name?
Candidate M.P. Sir.
Interviewer What Does That Mean?
Candidate M. Prasad Sir.
Interviewer Your Native Place?
Candidate M.P. Sir.
Interviewer Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate No, Maddila Palem Sir.
Interviewer What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate M.P. Sir.
Interviewer (Angrily) What Is It?
Candidate Metric Pass Sir.
Interviewer Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate M.P. Sir.
Interviewer & What Does That Mean?
Candidate Money Problem Sir.
Interviewer Describe Your Personality?
Candidate M.P. Sir.
Interviewer Explain Yourself Clearly..
Candidate Mindblowing Personality Sir.
Interviewer This Discussion Is Now Over, You May Go Now…
Candidate M.P. Sir.
Interviewer Huh.. What Is It Now?
Candidate My Performance Sir.
Interviewer M.P. Ra
Candidate What Is That Sir…?
Interviewer Musukoni Po Ra ..
Candidate M.P. Sir.
Interviewer Now What Is This…?
Candidate My Pleasure Sir.

28Dec/16

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

🔸P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
🔹H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

🔸P : Your Wife ?
🔹H : She doesn’t work. She’s a Housewife only.

🔸P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
🔹H : My Wife, because she doesn’t work.

🔸P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
🔹H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

🔸P : How do your kids go to school?
🔹H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn’t work.

🔸P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
🔹H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn’t work.

🔸P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
🔹H : Take rest, because i’m tired after work.

🔸P : What does your wife do then?
🔹H : She prepares meals, serves our kids, prepares meals for me and cleans the dishes, cleans the house then takes the kids to bed.
🔱The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called ‘DOESN’T WORK’??!!

🎋Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study but their ROLE is very important!

💝Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.

Some one asked her…….
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time
working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day…..
I’m a “mum”,
I’m a wife,
I’m a daughter,
I’m a daughter-in-law…..
I’m an Alarm clock,
I’m a Cook,
I’m a Maid,
I’m a Teacher,
I’m a waiter,
I’m a nanny,
I’m a nurse,
I’m a handyman,
I’m a Security officer,
I’m a Counsellor,
I’m a comforter,
I don’t get holidays,
I don’t get sick leave,
I don’t get day off……
I work through day and night…..
I’m on call……
all hours and get paid with a
sentence…..
“what do you do all day”

Dedicated to all women😘😊
👌🍃Woman is like salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!

Pass it to all the lovely ladies…..your Mother. …..your Wife……your daughter …your sister…..your friend😊

28Dec/16

Pesticide Percentage in cool drinks

Pesticide Percentage (%) in cold drinks released from IMA (Indian Medical Association) in 2006.

1 ———— Thums up ———- 7.2%

2 ———- Coke ———- 9.4%

3 ———- 7 UP ———- 12.5%

4 ———- Mirinda ———- 20.7%

5 ———- Pepsi ———- 10.9%

6 ———- Fanta ———- 29.1%

7 ———- Sprite ———- 5.3%

8 ———- Frooti ———- 24.5%

9 ———- Maaza ———- 19.3%
pesticides_in_cool_drinks

It’s very dangerous to the Human Liver, Results in Cancer
Please pass it to all known persons in your contact
http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/pesticide-levels-in-soft-drinks-too-high/article3084971.ece

28Dec/16
water-purifier

Water Purifier Buying Guide

Water Purifier Buying Guide

With growing industrialization we are all facing issues with water pollution. We should be very careful to use purified drinking water. There are lot of water purifiers available in the market which are made with different type of technologies/purification methodologies.

When you want to buy a water purifier first you need to know the different types of water impurities.

  1. Muddy Water : Physical impurities like dirt, dust and sand etc.
  2. Bad Color, Taste & Odor
  3. Bacteria and Virus : Biological contaminants
  4. Hard Water : Water with more dissolved solids like calcium, magnesium, potassium, sodium, bicarbonates, chlorides, and sulfates

Generally in market we found many purifiers with different price range. The price range depends on the purification technique the purifier used.

Let’s take a look at the major types of water purification techniques..

  1. Activated Carbon filter Purifier

    The porous nature of the carbon (charcoal) helps to absorb chlorine and pollutants such as pesticides. Generally, household carbon filters come with a lining of activated silver that kills bacteria.

  2. Chlorine

    Chlorine releases hydrochloric acid, which reacts with the microorganisms and kills them. However due to its negative effect on health this technique is not used now a days.

  3. UV (Ultra Violet)

    UV light (minimum level radiation) is passed on water to kill bacteria and other microbes by attacking the DNA in cells. These filters remove pesticides by up to 99%. It won’t use any chemical so it does not change water taste also cost effective and inexpensive require less maintenance.

  4. RO (Reverse Osmosis)

    Reverse Osmosis (RO) system offers a multi-stage filtration of water by combining active carbon and also particle filtration. Good for water containing high TDS level. RO is mostly used in houses because is is able to remove all kind of impurities from water such as dissolved salts, bacteria, and germs.

  5. Universal 

    These are with a combination of multiple purification technologies like : RO+UV, which is more effective to clean all types of impurities that may not be purified with single purification technique.

24Dec/16

Beautiful answers by Turkish poet Jalaluddin Rumi

Some beautiful answers and way of thinking of Turkish poet Jalaluddin Rumi, that I cannot resist sharing…

What Is Poison ? ? ?
He Replied With A Beautiful Answer – AnyThing Which Is More Than Our Necessity Is Poison. It May Be Power, Wealth, Hunger, Ego, Greed, Laziness, Love, Ambition, Hate Or AnyThing.

What Is Fear ? ? ?
Non Acceptance Of Uncertainty.
If We Accept That Uncertainty, It Becomes Adventure.

What Is Envy ?
Non Acceptance Of Good In Others, If We Accept That Good, It Becomes Inspiration.

What Is Anger ? ? ?
Non Acceptance Of Things Which Are Beyond Our Control.
If We Accept, It Becomes Tolerance.

What Is Hatred ? ? ?
Non Acceptance Of Person As He Is. If We Accept Person Unconditionally, It Becomes Love. 😊 😊

22Dec/16

Transfer money with no Internet

Easy transfer of Money from your mobile phone with no Internet.

Just link your mobile phone to your bank account, by visiting your branch and get MMID(7 digit number) and MPIN(4 digit number)

Steps to transfer money:

  1. Dial *99#
  2. Enter first 4 letters of your Bank IFSC or 2 digit bank code
  3. Select Send money-MMID option
  4. Enter mobile number(10 digit) and MMID(7 digit) of the person to whom payment has to be made.
  5. Enter amount(daily limit : 5,000/-) and MPIN

That’s all !! Payment has been made and you will receive a confirmation message.
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