Monthly Archives: December 2016

22Dec/16

You Are In Your Time Zone

One of the best messages I have read in recent times 🙂 SUPERB!

Time Will Come !

New York is 3 hrs ahead of California but it does not mean that California is slow, or that New York is fast. Both are working based on their own “Time Zone.”

Some one is still single. Someone got married and ‘waited’ 10 yrs before having a child, there is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.

Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !

Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.

Everyone works based on their ‘Time Zone’,

People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
Work in your “time zone”.

Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might “seem” to go ahead of you.
May be some might “seem” behind you.

Don’t envy them or mock them, it’s their ‘Time Zone.’ You are in yours!

Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good. You’re not late … You are not early … you’re very much On time!

You Are In Your Time Zone….

(Source : WhatsApp)

22Dec/16

Some contact numbers in India you never know

One interesting forward message in WhatsApp with multiple contact numbers.

Some of them seem reliable.. Are all others true?

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Supreme Court has announced now that any person who meets with road accidents can be taken to a nearby hospital immediately.
Hospital must not ask for police report to admit him/her, it’s Dr’s duty to provide first aid. Police can be informed later.
Please pass this to all. It may help someone… to save life. 👍👍👍👍
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Railway authorities have introduced a system where one can complain from a running train.
The SMS about complaint will be acknowledged & attended.
Give the train no, bogie no,precise nature of complaints like
-no water in bath room/
no lights/
fan not working/
security problem etc through sms.
It is an effective tool.
The railway complaint sms
no: is 8121281212.
Please pass on this message, its very helpful
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1. If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA, please contact:
“RED SOCIETY” at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies.
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2. Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousands
of donor addresses. www.friendstosupport.org
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3. Engineering Students can register in www.campuscouncil.com to
attend Off Campus Selection for 40 Companies.
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4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically Challenged children.
Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506.
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5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in
their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by
Kodaikanal PASAM Hospital.
By German Doctors. Everything is free.
Contact : 045420-240668, -245732 ”
Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips”
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6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration
card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put
them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the
owner and Fine will be collected from them.
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8. It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all
Human beings on earth.
“TREES DO IT FOR FREE”
“Respect them and Save them”
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9. Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919
and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information
about how to donate eyes plz visit this site. http://ruraleye.org/
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10. Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore-10.
Contact : 9916737471
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Please don’t delete this without forwarding.
Let it reach the 110 Crores Indians and the remaining if any.. 😊
WhatsApp is free :-)♨🚩

Post in ur groups

(Forwarded as received from Whatsapp)

22Dec/16

IRONICAL PARADOXES IN INDIA

IRONICAL PARADOXES IN INDIA

  • 😕 moms want their daughters to control their husband and expect their sons to control their wives.
  • 😕Everything that is run by the government looks very bad except government jobs.
  • 😕A huge country of more than 20 languages…..united by a foreign language
  • 😕Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than making us feel safe.
  • 😕We often say “Atithi Devo Bhavah” but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies.
  • Last and the best ones…
    😕We are Always in a hurry but never on time..!
  • 😕Holy places are very interesting places – The poor beg outside and the rich beg inside.
  • 😛 we post so many morals in whatsapp …..but never follow a single one .
22Dec/16

Root Cause Analysis – by a manager

Software guys who work on RCA will understand following better 🙂
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Is there something called “Root Cause Analysis” ??

A Management lecturer was talking about “Quality”.

Lecturer : We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a “quality issue”.

Student : How is this anything to do with quality?

Lecturer : Tell me why did Sita go to forest with Ram ?

Student : Because she was his wife and respected his every decision.

Lecturer : OK but why did Ram go to forest ?

Student : Because his father Dasharatha told him to do so and he never disobeyed his father.

Lecturer : OK why did Dasharatha send his son to forest ?

Student : Dasharatha offered his wife (Kaikeyi) two boons , and she chose to make use of them in the future.

And she wanted her son to be king, so on the day of Rama’s crowning,

she asked Dasharatha to send Rama to forest and crown her son; reminding him of his promised boons.

Lecturer : So why did Dasharatha offer his wife two boons ?

Student : Because during a military campaign against Sambarasura, the wheel of Dasharatha’s chariot broke and and kakiye inserted her finger to hold the wheel in place.

Touched by her courage and timely service, Dasharatha offered her two boons.

Lecturer: Hence Proved. The quality of Chariot’s wheel was not up to the mark .. leading to kidnapping of Sita…!!!!

[So, using the “5 why” technique we see that Quality is very important and if the quality of Chariot’s wheel was good, the Ramayana wouldn’t have happened!] [Root Cause Analysis] 😃

22Dec/16

Theory of evolution from Indian Mythology point of view

 

“Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working in the US on the evolution of man. Theory of evolution, Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? ” Vasu asked.

His Mother sat down next to him and smiled, “I know about Darwin, Vasu. “But Have you heard of Dashavatar? The ten avatars of Vishnu?”

Vasu replied in no.

“Then let me tell you what you and Mr. Darwin don’t know.
Listen carefully-

The first avatar was the Matsya avatar, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right?” Vasu began to listen with a little more attention.

“Then came the Kurma Avatar, which means the tortoise, because life moved from the water to the land. The amphibian. So the Tortoise denoted the evolution from sea to land.

Third was the Varaha, the wild boar, which meant the wild animals with not much intellect, you call them the Dinosaurs, correct? ” Vasu nodded wide eyed.

“The fourth avatar was the Narasimha avatar, half man and half animal, the evolution from wild animals to intelligent beings.

Fifth the Waman avatar, the midget or dwarf, who could grow really tall. Do you know why that is? Cause there were two kinds of humans, Homo Erectus and the Homo Sapiens and Homo Sapiens won that battle.” Vasu could see that his Mother was in full flow and he was stupefied.

“The Sixth avatar was Parshuram, the man who wielded the axe, the man who was a cave and forest dweller. Angry, and not social.

The seventh avatar was Ram, the first thinking social being, who laid out the laws of society and the basis of all relationships.

The Eighth avatar was Balarama, a true farmer showed value of agriculture in the life

The Ninth avatar was Krishna, the statesman, the politician, the lover who played the game of society and taught how to live and thrive in the social structure.

And finally, my boy, will come Kalki, the man you are working on. The man who will be genetically supreme.”

Vasu looked at his Mother speechless. “This is amazing Mom, how did you.. This makes sense!”

“Yes it does Vasu! We Indians knew some amazing things just didnt know how to pass it on scientifically. So made them into mythological stories. Mythology makes sense. Its just the way you look at it – Religious or Scientific. Your call.

20Dec/16
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16Dec/16
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Flipkart Big Shopping Days Sale on 18th-21st December 2016

Flipkart Big Shopping Days : 18th – 21st December 2016

Flipkart comes back with Its Next Big Shopping Days Sale Between 18th – 21st December 2016. Celebrate this Christmas with Flipkart’s Big Shopping Days Sale in December 2016 With Amazing Offers On Mobiles ,Laptops , Electronics And All Other Products Available Across Flipkart. Flipkart Big Sale 2016 Will Be Available On Both Mobile App And Website with an Extra Discount for SBI Credit Card Users.

Offer period : 

Starting from – 12.00 AM 18th December 2016

Ends on – 11.59 PM 21st December 2016

16Dec/16
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Brand Factory Free Shopping Weekend 16th Dec –18th Dec 2016

Brand Factory Free Shopping Weekend

16th Dec –18th Dec 2016

This Weekend You Can Shop for Free, Shop Any Apparal Or Footwear Worth Rs 5000 And Pay Only 2000 And Also You Can Get Free Shirt Worth Rs.1000 And Gift Voucher Worth Rs.1000 And Also Get Rs.400 Mobikwik Cashback. Follow Below Mention Steps To Grab Brand Factory Free Shopping Weekend Offer.

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Brand Factory Free Shopping Weekend Offer Terms :

  • FREE Shopping Weekend offer is applicable on any Apparel &Footwear in the store. Offer not applicable on accessories and Purchase of Gift cards —The purchase can be of multiple products that value upto Rs.5000 MRP
  • FSW offer will be valid from 15th Dec –18th Dec 2016
  • Stores will be open by 10.00 am on all 4 days of promo period
  • Customer has to pay Rs.2000 and get FREE Benefits worth Rs.2400. Hence promo is Named as “Free Shopping Weekend”
  • Exchange:Incase of Exchange of the products billed customer has to return Free shirt and gift vouchers also. No return will be accepted incase of Free item not returned (This is applicable incase of credit note/refund also)
  • Rs.5000 shopping will be applicable on MRP of the product. Customer will need to pay Rs.2000 which will be FLAT 60% discount
  • Any dispute should be referred to the company &the decision of the company shall be final
  • All respective partners are responsible for partner offers. They needs to be contacted incase of any disputes
  • Offer valid on multiples of Rs.5000 shopping(on MRP).
  • Any disputes have to be settled in Mumbai jurisdiction
  • Rs.1000 GIFT VOUCHER (500 X 2 Qty)

Gift Coupon Terms:

  • Gift voucher can be redeemed on shopping of Rs.1500 &above
  • Gift voucher can be redeemed only on All FLFL apparel brands
  • To redeem give your payback membership detail
  • Gift voucher cannot be redeemed in part value
  • No two offers or Gift vouchers can be clubbed together
  • Gift vouchers cannot be exchange for cash or cheque
  • The holder of the gift voucher deemed to be beneficiary
  • No duplicate gift voucher will be issued if lost or misplaced
  • Any dispute should be referred to the company &the decision of the company shall be final
  • Coupon Value 500 on purchase of Rs. 1500 (Validity 1st to 20th Jan 17)
  • Coupon Value 500 on purchase of Rs. 1500 (Validity 1st to 28th Feb 17)

Free Shirt issue Process:

  • Customer has to Collect FREE shirt before going to billing counter
  • At billing counter,after scanning the merchandise for billing,post bill value of Rs.2000 (net value )cashier has to scan Free shirt SKU also.
  • Under “Cashier trigger”option cashier has to give 100% discount on the Free shirt SKU, then follow the normal billing process
  • All bills above Rs.2000 (net billing) will be eligible for Free shirt offer
  • Choice of shirts will be limited in quantity from defined brands only
  • Free shirts has to be collected by customer only from Free shirt counter created in the store

Mobikwik Cashback Details:

  • Get Rs.400 cashback on shopping of Rs.2000 BY USING Mobikwik
    Offer period :15th Dec –18th Dec 2016
  • Maximum cashback once per customer
  • Maximum cashback Rs.400
  • Offer valid on purchase of Rs.2000 &above by using mobikwik app
  • Offer valid once per customer/mobile number during promo period
    Maximum cashback of Rs.400
  • Offer cashback will be credited to customer account within 48 hrs

 

10Dec/16

Trump’s first day at the Oval Office

Lengthy but Humorous one

#Shared

Trump’s first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.

First briefing by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can’t do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don’t care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can’t do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can’t do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can’t have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil – and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi’ite govt of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can’t do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can’t do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they’re gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we’ll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!
😂😂

10Dec/16

Hilarious HR Interview

Hilarious HR Interview indeed :

Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates ….Some weird answers….

Q – Tell us about yourself ?
A – Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.

Q – What are your expectations ?
A – Salary.

Q – What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?
A – Staying awake after lunch !!

Q – Why do you want to join our company ?
A – Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home….

Q – What attracts you to our company ?
A – The receptionist !!

Q – Why you left your previous job ?
A – Previous company shifted office and they didn’t inform me new address !!

Q -Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?
A – Yes…but just don’t ask me where I had gone…!!