Category Archives: Whatsapp Messages

28Dec/16

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

🔸P : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
🔹H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

🔸P : Your Wife ?
🔹H : She doesn’t work. She’s a Housewife only.

🔸P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
🔹H : My Wife, because she doesn’t work.

🔸P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
🔹H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

🔸P : How do your kids go to school?
🔹H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn’t work.

🔸P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
🔹H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn’t work.

🔸P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
🔹H : Take rest, because i’m tired after work.

🔸P : What does your wife do then?
🔹H : She prepares meals, serves our kids, prepares meals for me and cleans the dishes, cleans the house then takes the kids to bed.
🔱The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called ‘DOESN’T WORK’??!!

🎋Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study but their ROLE is very important!

💝Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.

Some one asked her…….
Are you a working woman or a house-
wife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time
working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day…..
I’m a “mum”,
I’m a wife,
I’m a daughter,
I’m a daughter-in-law…..
I’m an Alarm clock,
I’m a Cook,
I’m a Maid,
I’m a Teacher,
I’m a waiter,
I’m a nanny,
I’m a nurse,
I’m a handyman,
I’m a Security officer,
I’m a Counsellor,
I’m a comforter,
I don’t get holidays,
I don’t get sick leave,
I don’t get day off……
I work through day and night…..
I’m on call……
all hours and get paid with a
sentence…..
“what do you do all day”

Dedicated to all women😘😊
👌🍃Woman is like salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!

Pass it to all the lovely ladies…..your Mother. …..your Wife……your daughter …your sister…..your friend😊

28Dec/16

Pesticide Percentage in cool drinks

Pesticide Percentage (%) in cold drinks released from IMA (Indian Medical Association) in 2006.

1 ———— Thums up ———- 7.2%

2 ———- Coke ———- 9.4%

3 ———- 7 UP ———- 12.5%

4 ———- Mirinda ———- 20.7%

5 ———- Pepsi ———- 10.9%

6 ———- Fanta ———- 29.1%

7 ———- Sprite ———- 5.3%

8 ———- Frooti ———- 24.5%

9 ———- Maaza ———- 19.3%
pesticides_in_cool_drinks

It’s very dangerous to the Human Liver, Results in Cancer
Please pass it to all known persons in your contact
http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/pesticide-levels-in-soft-drinks-too-high/article3084971.ece

24Dec/16

Beautiful answers by Turkish poet Jalaluddin Rumi

Some beautiful answers and way of thinking of Turkish poet Jalaluddin Rumi, that I cannot resist sharing…

What Is Poison ? ? ?
He Replied With A Beautiful Answer – AnyThing Which Is More Than Our Necessity Is Poison. It May Be Power, Wealth, Hunger, Ego, Greed, Laziness, Love, Ambition, Hate Or AnyThing.

What Is Fear ? ? ?
Non Acceptance Of Uncertainty.
If We Accept That Uncertainty, It Becomes Adventure.

What Is Envy ?
Non Acceptance Of Good In Others, If We Accept That Good, It Becomes Inspiration.

What Is Anger ? ? ?
Non Acceptance Of Things Which Are Beyond Our Control.
If We Accept, It Becomes Tolerance.

What Is Hatred ? ? ?
Non Acceptance Of Person As He Is. If We Accept Person Unconditionally, It Becomes Love. 😊 😊

22Dec/16

Transfer money with no Internet

Easy transfer of Money from your mobile phone with no Internet.

Just link your mobile phone to your bank account, by visiting your branch and get MMID(7 digit number) and MPIN(4 digit number)

Steps to transfer money:

  1. Dial *99#
  2. Enter first 4 letters of your Bank IFSC or 2 digit bank code
  3. Select Send money-MMID option
  4. Enter mobile number(10 digit) and MMID(7 digit) of the person to whom payment has to be made.
  5. Enter amount(daily limit : 5,000/-) and MPIN

That’s all !! Payment has been made and you will receive a confirmation message.
mobile_money

Source : WhatsApp

22Dec/16

You Are In Your Time Zone

One of the best messages I have read in recent times 🙂 SUPERB!

Time Will Come !

New York is 3 hrs ahead of California but it does not mean that California is slow, or that New York is fast. Both are working based on their own “Time Zone.”

Some one is still single. Someone got married and ‘waited’ 10 yrs before having a child, there is another who had a baby within a year of marriage.

Someone graduated at the age of 22, yet waited 5 years before securing a good job; and there is another who graduated at 27 and secured employment immediately !

Someone became CEO at 25 and died at 50 while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years.

Everyone works based on their ‘Time Zone’,

People can have things worked out only according to their pace.
Work in your “time zone”.

Your Colleagues, friends, younger ones might “seem” to go ahead of you.
May be some might “seem” behind you.

Don’t envy them or mock them, it’s their ‘Time Zone.’ You are in yours!

Hold on, be strong, and stay true to yourself. All things shall work together for your good. You’re not late … You are not early … you’re very much On time!

You Are In Your Time Zone….

(Source : WhatsApp)

22Dec/16

Some contact numbers in India you never know

One interesting forward message in WhatsApp with multiple contact numbers.

Some of them seem reliable.. Are all others true?

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Supreme Court has announced now that any person who meets with road accidents can be taken to a nearby hospital immediately.
Hospital must not ask for police report to admit him/her, it’s Dr’s duty to provide first aid. Police can be informed later.
Please pass this to all. It may help someone… to save life. 👍👍👍👍
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Railway authorities have introduced a system where one can complain from a running train.
The SMS about complaint will be acknowledged & attended.
Give the train no, bogie no,precise nature of complaints like
-no water in bath room/
no lights/
fan not working/
security problem etc through sms.
It is an effective tool.
The railway complaint sms
no: is 8121281212.
Please pass on this message, its very helpful
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1. If you see children Begging anywhere in INDIA, please contact:
“RED SOCIETY” at 9940217816. They will help the children for their studies.
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2. Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousands
of donor addresses. www.friendstosupport.org
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3. Engineering Students can register in www.campuscouncil.com to
attend Off Campus Selection for 40 Companies.
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4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped/Physically Challenged children.
Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506.
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5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in
their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by
Kodaikanal PASAM Hospital.
By German Doctors. Everything is free.
Contact : 045420-240668, -245732 ”
Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips”
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6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration
card, Passport, Bank Pass Book, etc., missed by someone, simply put
them into any near by Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the
owner and Fine will be collected from them.
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8. It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all
Human beings on earth.
“TREES DO IT FOR FREE”
“Respect them and Save them”
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9. Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation: 04428281919
and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye Bank). For More information
about how to donate eyes plz visit this site. http://ruraleye.org/
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10. Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore-10.
Contact : 9916737471
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Please don’t delete this without forwarding.
Let it reach the 110 Crores Indians and the remaining if any.. 😊
WhatsApp is free :-)♨🚩

Post in ur groups

(Forwarded as received from Whatsapp)

22Dec/16

Root Cause Analysis – by a manager

Software guys who work on RCA will understand following better 🙂
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Is there something called “Root Cause Analysis” ??

A Management lecturer was talking about “Quality”.

Lecturer : We all know Lord Ram went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of a “quality issue”.

Student : How is this anything to do with quality?

Lecturer : Tell me why did Sita go to forest with Ram ?

Student : Because she was his wife and respected his every decision.

Lecturer : OK but why did Ram go to forest ?

Student : Because his father Dasharatha told him to do so and he never disobeyed his father.

Lecturer : OK why did Dasharatha send his son to forest ?

Student : Dasharatha offered his wife (Kaikeyi) two boons , and she chose to make use of them in the future.

And she wanted her son to be king, so on the day of Rama’s crowning,

she asked Dasharatha to send Rama to forest and crown her son; reminding him of his promised boons.

Lecturer : So why did Dasharatha offer his wife two boons ?

Student : Because during a military campaign against Sambarasura, the wheel of Dasharatha’s chariot broke and and kakiye inserted her finger to hold the wheel in place.

Touched by her courage and timely service, Dasharatha offered her two boons.

Lecturer: Hence Proved. The quality of Chariot’s wheel was not up to the mark .. leading to kidnapping of Sita…!!!!

[So, using the “5 why” technique we see that Quality is very important and if the quality of Chariot’s wheel was good, the Ramayana wouldn’t have happened!] [Root Cause Analysis] 😃

22Dec/16

Theory of evolution from Indian Mythology point of view

 

“Mom, I am a genetic scientist. I am working in the US on the evolution of man. Theory of evolution, Charles Darwin, have you heard of him? ” Vasu asked.

His Mother sat down next to him and smiled, “I know about Darwin, Vasu. “But Have you heard of Dashavatar? The ten avatars of Vishnu?”

Vasu replied in no.

“Then let me tell you what you and Mr. Darwin don’t know.
Listen carefully-

The first avatar was the Matsya avatar, it means the fish. That is because life began in the water. Is that not right?” Vasu began to listen with a little more attention.

“Then came the Kurma Avatar, which means the tortoise, because life moved from the water to the land. The amphibian. So the Tortoise denoted the evolution from sea to land.

Third was the Varaha, the wild boar, which meant the wild animals with not much intellect, you call them the Dinosaurs, correct? ” Vasu nodded wide eyed.

“The fourth avatar was the Narasimha avatar, half man and half animal, the evolution from wild animals to intelligent beings.

Fifth the Waman avatar, the midget or dwarf, who could grow really tall. Do you know why that is? Cause there were two kinds of humans, Homo Erectus and the Homo Sapiens and Homo Sapiens won that battle.” Vasu could see that his Mother was in full flow and he was stupefied.

“The Sixth avatar was Parshuram, the man who wielded the axe, the man who was a cave and forest dweller. Angry, and not social.

The seventh avatar was Ram, the first thinking social being, who laid out the laws of society and the basis of all relationships.

The Eighth avatar was Balarama, a true farmer showed value of agriculture in the life

The Ninth avatar was Krishna, the statesman, the politician, the lover who played the game of society and taught how to live and thrive in the social structure.

And finally, my boy, will come Kalki, the man you are working on. The man who will be genetically supreme.”

Vasu looked at his Mother speechless. “This is amazing Mom, how did you.. This makes sense!”

“Yes it does Vasu! We Indians knew some amazing things just didnt know how to pass it on scientifically. So made them into mythological stories. Mythology makes sense. Its just the way you look at it – Religious or Scientific. Your call.

10Dec/16

How to Pay Attention

Killer joke:……………………

The Students of MBBS were attending their 1st Biochemistry Class. They all gathered around the Lab table with a Urine sample. The Professor dip His Finger in urine & tasted it in his own mouth.

Then he asked the Students to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes, but at last every one dipped their finger in urine sample & tasted it….

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them & said: The most important Quality is ‘Observation’.  I dipped my MIDDLE Finger but tasted the INDEX Finger. Today you just Learn, “How to Pay Attention”.

All Students shouted…Sirrrrrrr !!!😂😂😂

10Dec/16

Check Out Your Birth date

Check Out Your Birthdate
👇😭🎂
(note : jisase bat nai karte ho use bhi send karo.)😜
🎂31- Biggest Kamchor👹
🎂30 – Aadarsh Insan😇
🎂29 – Smiling Face Always😊
🎂28 – Happy Go Lucky😃
🎂27 – Intelligent Person😉
🎂26 – Play With Hearts😍
🎂25 – Fun Loving & Caring 😘
🎂24 – Make Others Jealous😏
🎂23 – Always Ready For Party💃
🎂22 – Sabka Baap 👨
🎂21- Helpful😀
🎂20 – Sharif☺
🎂19 – Perfect Person😄
🎂18 – Bazigar 🏇
🎂17 – Yaaro Ka Yaar👬
🎂16 – Maa Ka Ladla👶
🎂15 – Loving ❤💞💝
🎂14 -emotional😑
🎂13 – Hero😎
🎂12 – chanchal👻
🎂11 – true happy lover❤
🎂10 – Cutest👸
🎂9 – Bade Dilwala 💖
🎂8 – Sensitive 💗
🎂7 – Good Person😧
🎂6 – Caring 😊
🎂5 – Smart Insan👏
🎂4 – Studious 😣
🎂3 – Smart & Honesty 😊
🎂2 – Lucky Person👍
🎂1 – Active 😏
WHAT’S YOUR BIRTH DATE