Satirical rules by profession

Cicero of the Ancient Roman Empire wrote about this situation during his lifetime:

1. The Poor – work & work.
2. The Rich – exploit the poor.
3. The Soldier – protects both.
4. The Taxpayer – pays for all three.
5. The Wanderer – rests for all four.
6. The Drunk – drinks for all five.
7. The Banker – robs all six.
8. The Lawyer – misleads all seven.
9. The Doctor – bills all eight.
10. The Undertaker – buries all nine.
11. The Politician – lives happily on account of all ten.

Written in 43 B.C., but valid even today.

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